Map Jokes



Looking for a little cartographic humor?  Find map and cartography related jokes on this page.  Have a funny joke? Email it to For geospatial jokes, visit the GIS jokes page at  Also check out the geography jokes page.

Q. Why do paper maps never win at poker?
A. Because they always fold.

Jokes About Coordinate Systems

Q: What is smarter, longitude or latitude?
A: Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.

Q:Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?
A:The North and South Poles.