Geography Jokes

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Funny geography related jokes.  Also visit the map jokes and GIS jokes pages.  Know of a funny geography joke? Email it to

Geographer Jokes

Q: What do geographers grow in their gardens? 
A: Compass roses.

Q: How do geographers find the person they are going to marry?
A: They datum.

Places Jokes

Q: What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!’

Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Russia

Q: What rock group has four men that don’t sing? 
A: Mount Rushmore!

Q: What’s the capital of Alaska?
A: Juneau
Q: Of course I don’t, that’s why I asked!

Physical Geography Jokes

Q: What did the sea say to the shore?
A: Nothing, it just waved!


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