Funny geography related jokes. Also visit the map jokes and GIS jokes pages. Know of a funny geography joke? Email it to editor@gislounge.com.
Geographer Jokes
Q: What do geographers grow in their gardens?
A: Compass roses.
Q: How do geographers find the person they are going to marry?
A: They datum.
Map Joke
Q. Why do paper maps never win at poker?
A. Because they always fold.
Jokes About Coordinate Systems
Q: What is smarter, longitude or latitude?
A: Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
Q:Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?
A:The North and South Poles.
Places Jokes
Q: What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!’
Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Russia
Q: What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!
Q: What’s the capital of Alaska?
A: Juneau
Q: Of course I don’t, that’s why I asked!
Physical Geography Jokes
Q: What did the sea say to the shore?
A: Nothing, it just waved!
